All men are rapists.  FACT!  And Harriet Harperson introduces yet another vote winning policy(for the BNP, at least).  I have to wonder if NuLabia are actively trying to alienate every single one of the voters, they have even singled out mental health patients for their tender, loving overwatch. 

The middle classes are getting narked about the amount of money this worthless government of no talents has stolen from them and pissed up the wall, is still pissing up the wall and has told the wall that there'll be a PFI to come and deliver more piss. 

The poor are actually worse off under NuLabia as council tax increases, energy bill increases and food bills increase and the 10p tax limit is abolished, and the benefit system so carefully crafted by Gordon "Texture Like Sun" Brown is impenetrable by most. 

The Unions are now sniffing around for their pound of flesh but NuLabia's "prudent" mismanagement of the economy means there's fuckall in the pot.  Both for the country and for NuLabia party coffers.

Who now will vote NuLabia?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?  Or will the party be forced into declaring bankrupcy at the end of next month?  Still, on the plus side, GTSLB, Harriet Harperson and a whole slew of NuLabia toadies are personally liable for the >£20MM debt.  And even better than that, if NuLabia implode under their own utter mismanagement of basic party finances, we get a General Election.  For the socialistas this might be good news as an actual Labour Party may arise from the ashes of NuLabia.

Some people's beer autopilot kicks in in time for the failboat.  Mad props for trying though.

Just finished "Squandered" by David Craig^[2].  Recommended reading for any fool that still thinks this current Government has actually done anything worth a wank since being in power.

Freeeeeee Nelson Mandela.  Now this may not be a popular view, but Mandela was a convicted terrorist.  "Fellow ANC member Wolfie Kadesh describes the bombing campaign led by Mandela.  Admittedly under a brutal racist regime, but he plotted to bomb military and governmental buildings, was caught and convicted.  I wonder if the Tooting Popular Front knew of the other Wolfie?

Robben Island is a cruel and unusual place for a jail though; you can see the mainland quite easily.  "Robben" is "seal" in Afrikaans, and where there's seals, there's sharks.  Escape from the island was tantalisingly close, and yet very, very few prisoners who chanced their arm to swim the gulf made it.

Mandela made significant strides to unite South Africa after the reconciliation, and has made numerous humanitarian initiatives.  But the constantly fawning press and media attention always overlooks the fact he was prepared to plant bombs.  And in today's culture of "TERRORISTS!  EVERYWHERE!" hyperbole, I find that strange.

Does Mandela's good work overcome the violence of his youth?  Does 27 years on Robben Island mean he paid for his crimes?

Ah yes and fuckyou Southwark Council.  I have a floor that is subsiding due to shoddy repair work done last time.  Your website claims that "We will usually do repairs quicker than eight weeks when there is ... A risk of further damage to the building".  Well, the Surveyor's report you have been sitting on for two fucking months says "danger of structural collapse and further damage to the building".  It is now over 3 fucking months since I reported this and still I have no idea when the builders are going to turn up.

And under your stupid fucking rules I cannot even manage you out of the equation and employ builders myself.

"The cost of the repair must not be more than £250.

The qualifying repairs are

    * Loss of electrical power
    * Loss of water supply
    * Loss of gas supply
    * Blocked flue to your boiler or open fire
    * No heating
    * Blocked or leaking foul wastepipe
    * If your only toilet will not flush
    * Blocked kitchen sink
    * Leaking pipe, tank or cistern
    * Leaking roof
    * Insecure door, window or lock
    * Loose banister or handrail
    * Rotten stairs or floor
    * Door-entry system not working
    * Extractor fan not working"
No mention of "floor subsiding because the useless fucknut cowboys we employed to fix the floor last time didn't have a fucking about how to support a floor"

You have until the end of next month then I am taking you to court for breaching the terms of the leasehold.

Oh and under the light, nothing is scary.

[2] Not to be confused with the "songwriter" Craig David, who gave us the immortal lyrics "went for a drink on Tuesday, took her up the arse on Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, I binned her on Sunday".