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By dmg (Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 07:32:25 PM EST) (all tags)
It seems that the Islamic car will soon be taking to our roads.


However, why no Christian car? Why are the major automobile manufacturers so racist?
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What a muslim car? by Linus Trollvalds (2.00 / 0) #1 Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 07:35:31 PM EST
I no know cars can has religion. Do the muslims convert cars to Islam now? How about jewish or christian cars? Will there be pagan cars as well as buddhist cars? What if person is atheist, how they can do drive muslim car, why they no make atheist car?



What is that for? by duxup (2.00 / 0) #2 Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 07:44:53 PM EST
Do they have to park their car in a particular direction too?
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I think it has a special front bumper bar by cam (4.00 / 2) #3 Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 08:40:19 PM EST
that blows up if it hits an American or Israeli car.

cam
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Only on the "DX-7 Jihad" model. by lb008d (2.00 / 0) #6 Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 10:11:46 PM EST


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Even better, from that page: by Horatio Hellpop (2.00 / 0) #4 Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 09:18:36 PM EST
Concern over menstrual blood bank

"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here


Actually, this has already been done by creo (2.00 / 0) #5 Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 09:57:19 PM EST
linky

Select 43 seconds in - theres a button on the right that lets you do that.

Cheers
Creo.

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compass for mecca by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 01:10:19 AM EST
wow, thats like, as innovative as like, ipods in different colors.

When I'm imprisoned as an enemy combatant, will you blog about it?


Haven't they heard about GPS? by bob6 (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 03:23:12 AM EST
"In five thousand kilometers, turn to your right"

Cheers.
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Heh by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 1) #10 Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 09:30:39 AM EST
I was thinking "Oh - I'll post some trollish comment about the car coming with a built in GPS unit that only allows it to drive towards Mecca" until I saw the article actually stole my thunder.

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It has no pork? by theboz (2.00 / 0) #9 Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 05:28:21 AM EST
I seem to recall Cadillac or someone being sued for using pork in some fashion in their cars back in the late 90's or so.
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Fuckit - if it will sell by Herring (4.00 / 1) #11 Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 12:51:00 PM EST
Welcome to my line of Islamic beer cans. They look just just regular beer cans, only all the beer has been emptied out. A bargain at £5 a pop.

You can't outlaw rabbits! They'll just go underground - Milton Jones


Well, it's a very good idea. by dmg (2.00 / 0) #12 Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 04:02:04 PM EST
But you'll need to get in there quickly...
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Wil it have by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #13 Tue Nov 13, 2007 at 08:33:17 AM EST
A video camera linked to the religious police so that unrelated men and women can't be in it at the same time. Or if a woman is driving it, the windows go opaque apart from a small slit at the front.



Indeed by dmg (2.00 / 0) #14 Tue Nov 13, 2007 at 06:29:30 PM EST
And an ejector seat linked to GPS system just in case a female accidently crosses the Saudi Arabian border in it.
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