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Where the Atlantic Meets the Pacific

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Wed Oct 03, 2007 at 08:37:50 PM EST) (all tags)

Contender for Main Street. Only Brooklyn's dead will shut the hell up. Atlantic Avenue. Street fair. Second least forgiving jiggle area of the female anatomy. "You don't look like a pulled pork sandwich." The convoluted history of the Gorch Fock.

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Bridge Is Over

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Wed Sep 19, 2007 at 05:15:36 PM EST) (all tags)

The Cigarette Rule. Maybe we can give the bears cancer. Productzilla. The end of peace. Speech patterns. The cMf and the wreck. An email of errors.

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If Silence Means That Much to You

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Fri Sep 14, 2007 at 09:58:16 AM EST) (all tags)

Some real places we make up. A beach for the faithful. Lasting urban scars. Your most embarrassing teenage stories are the antidote for evil. Best friends forever. Says who? The future lives in a small concrete cube on the sliver of wood and sand where New Jersey meets the Atlantic Ocean.

WARNING: High ramble factor.

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You Say You Don't Love Me

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Tue Sep 04, 2007 at 03:34:50 PM EST) (all tags)

Surf's up. Let us be friends for life.

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Syllable Practice

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Thu Aug 23, 2007 at 12:50:58 PM EST) (all tags)

Turn up, like her namesake. Cubeland Marco Polo. Territorial bubble violation. A crash and the damage after. Please, Mr. Editor, validate my artistic presumption.

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Clean Up Woman

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Wed Aug 22, 2007 at 09:37:06 AM EST) (all tags)

I'm thinking of repackaging my core competencies into something more in the prophet of doom line. So close, but yet . . . A skull on a cell phone. When duty called, Mr. Seagal asked it to leave a message.

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One Big Union

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Mon Aug 20, 2007 at 11:15:03 PM EST) (all tags)

The unremarkable sight of the dead end. It's raining sad, unkempt, hopeless men. Man down. Good luck, David.

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This Is All I Came to Do

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Mon Aug 06, 2007 at 01:23:47 PM EST) (all tags)

Words for words. We prefer the term "pin-headed mongoloid." Maybe meet the new boos, might be same as the old boss. How they lost me.

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Source of Light

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Tue Jul 31, 2007 at 03:09:05 PM EST) (all tags)

Last days of a working class hero. Controversial fish. Lesson for life.

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Desafinado

By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Tue Jun 26, 2007 at 06:34:26 PM EST) (all tags)

A little traveling music. A less-than-great man view of history.

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-	Leg of hammisink with a side of mallow'd tarts and sweet victory.	8%
-	Humble Pie filled with the cream of a thousand young men, eager to please.	10%
-	I found this saying on the bottom of my glass but when I went to finish it, the words swirled into my stomach and now I'm feeling sick. I think I'm going to vomit verbs.	23%
-	Mr. Pchunk was neither old nor young, but the one thing he did have going for him was his random apple sample, which he sold on the corner for money dollars.	6%
-	Confusion is the worst state to be in outside of Texas.	25%
-	If I found a lost lamb I would pet it, direct it, then slaughter it and dance in the entrails. Well.. either that or I dress it up like Rainbow Brite and take it to ALL the conventions.	25%

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