christopher robin was murdered's Diaries (page 2)
What'd I Say?
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Wed Nov 07, 2007 at 08:39:12 PM EST) (
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WFC Clean-Up
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Mammals
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Sat Nov 03, 2007 at 10:26:09 PM EST) (
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Reading habits. The importance of book formats. Beat poets and talking cats. If you're a dog and you wish to remain uneaten do not, under any circumstances, hang out with explorers.
WARNING: The diary contains a lot of discussion about eating dogs. That is to say, not dogs in the act of consuming food, but dogs in the act of being consumed as food. I'm telling you now so you can not read this diary if that's going to upset you.
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I Had a Talk with My Man Last Night
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Fri Nov 02, 2007 at 12:22:30 PM EST) (
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Shopping in the past's high-tech future. Police iNvestigation. The cops have a special disliking for that punk. No Poe. The curious life of Andrew Jackson Davis. Some short thoughts on the crucial role the WAG system has played in the field of astronomy. A message from a dead Boston herbal remedy salesman.
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Spooksville
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 08:33:58 PM EST) (
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He robs from the rich bank-robbing robots and gives to the poor. If you outlaw scimitars, only outlaws will have scimitars. TWNANGHA! Zen in the art of using yourself as a projectile weapon. Doo-wop of the dead.
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Third-Person Stealth
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Mon Oct 29, 2007 at 06:56:59 PM EST) (
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Hit the Head. A modest proposal for certifying bar owners. If I'm ever in trouble and need to rely on the court-appointed defenders of Brooklyn, remind me to hang myself in my cell.
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Juvenile Thrills
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Sun Oct 21, 2007 at 05:44:35 PM EST) (
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Tempting the tumorous wrath of Milton Friedman. Buried in books. One theory down. Famous customers. Free – as in stolen – hot chocolate, or, why I'm the crappiest Sunday school teacher to ever teach Sunday school crappily.
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Daddy's Cup
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Fri Oct 19, 2007 at 08:47:16 AM EST) (
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A trench war of wits. The cure for thinking. The South's brief second coming (and going). Rad. The Anti-Coors Act of 1875. A-acting. Where's my 20 – why, boy, it's all around you.
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The story is published.
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Tue Oct 16, 2007 at 07:22:42 AM EST) (
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Abstract. You've felt the mood, you've seen the paintings, now experience the short story.
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We're All in This Together
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Sun Oct 14, 2007 at 06:51:49 PM EST) (
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Confessions of a quantified sinner. Putting God's rules to a vote. Need serious improvement in the false witness and coveting departments. Depends what you mean by "read" and "book."
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Crying for Her
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Christopher Robin was Murdered (Sat Oct 13, 2007 at 11:34:06 AM EST) (
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Homo stipes cube: post-cubical man. Begging party. "A luxury I just can't afford." The rare pleasures of fine dining in SoHo. There's a playin' hooky excuse you don't hear too often. The diverse micro-climates of Hell. Kids write the darndest things. The remarkable bravery of an ex-con drug dealer. Theories, annexed families, and the accusations that you've abandoned children who weren't yours to begin with. Granny control.
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