That being said, the very best outcome from voting for The 411 is blindness to the sorts of elitist propaganda that you often see bandied about by multi-syllabic Ivy league bullshit merchants on our beautiful website.
Not that there's anything wrong with The 411. On the contrary, it is a perfectly fine story, unfortunately endorsed by and caught in the web of lies of the local hipster glitterati and their ilk. It is sad when a perfectly OK story about a thing becomes embroiled in intellectualized catfights by Vice Magazine subscribing skinny jeans wearing Eco nerds. It's sad when an extravagantly vibrant, beautifully toned, wonderfully dry and perfectly balanced story like Dian Bling which just happens to be about a blue collar appliance in a modern world, is mercilessly skewered by high-minded intellectuals who spend all of their time pretending to know important literature while working on their own never-ending novels about hipster trash in New York.
No, there are no conclusions one should draw from The 411 being endorsed by snooty, ill tempered litnazis. Christopher Robin McSweeny's endorsement of The 411 should not at all impinge on the ernest effort put forth by the author. I'm sure the author is, at this moment, lawyering up and preparing to fight this "endorsement" in court to represent the best interests of literature.
While that drama plays out, might I recommend that you vote for Dian Bling, a simple, wonderful story about a hard working appliance and a serial killer?--------------------------------- "You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin[ Parent ]
Is their culture what represents you! Will you be pandered to any longer?
A vote for 411 is a clear signal to these fat literary insiders and tastemakers that they better get their thumbs out of their asses, 'cause you plan to shove their story where the sun does not shine!
HuSians, I don't want this noble contest do disintegrate into personal attacks. That blixco drinks the blood of Christian babies and sleeps with pigs is no reason you shouldn't take him recommendation seriously. Instead, you should look at the thing objectively and ask: If Dian Bling is so great, where was it on 9/11? When our boys were dying in Iraq, where was Dian Bling? When the housing bubble collapsed and thousands of Americans lost everything they had, where was Dian Bling?
I'll tell you where! Sitting with blixco on a private beach on a secluded Caribbean island downing mai tais and feeling up five-diamond whores from the Emperors Club! Is that working class?
It's time that the working man chased these degenerate reprobates out of this WFC!
"The 411" or Blood![ Parent ]
The antithesis of that utopian vision is best encapsulated by the frothing madness of noted The 411 endorser and critic of all rational thought, Christopher Robin was Murdered (if that is, indeed, his name). While playing on the fears and encouraging the hatred that has engulfed our post 9/11 world, CRwM has managed to drag down what could be a fine piece of storytelling, The 411.
You can pick your enemies, and you can pick your friends. The 411 gladly returns CRwM's fetid embrace by not speaking out against his libelous, hate-filled warmongering. We must take it upoon ourselves as rational, right-thinking beings to promote only those elements in our society that encourage and further our desires for freedom, science, and hope. It is obvious what path The 411 has taken.
We didn't land on CRwM. CRwM landed on us, enslaving us with his hypnotic us-versus-them hatred, his complex Nazi-esque tactics, his paranoia and persecution complex, his hatred of Muslims, and his complete lack of regard for the future of this challenge, this site, indeed this country.
The WFC and those of us truly interested in the welfare of it must embrace our peace and freedom, must breathe deep the fresh clean air of change, must fight the encroaching blood lust of known hater CRwM and his minions.
And while we engage the hateful parody of a user that he is, I encourage you to vote Dian Bling as the ONLY reasonable choice among free thinking, rational men.--------------------------------- "You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin[ Parent ]
