christopher robin was murdered's Diaries
Print Story WFC Eye Ex – It's Over!
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 02:24:56 AM EST) (all tags)
Well kids, we've had a lot fun. And we've learned a thing or two, about phones and windows, fridges and disarticulation tables. Update [2008-4-10 9:31:40 by Christopher Robin was Murdered]: New and Improved Cover Love Within, or "It's a win-win situation."

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Print Story WFC Eye Ex - The Return of the It Narrative - It's Votin' Time!
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 02:11:46 AM EST) (all tags)
In which democracy acts like a force for natural selection and we, the upright citizens of HuSi, crown a new literary champeen! Inside, Cyrus, the One and Only, from The Warriors announces the end of the contest and opens voting.

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Print Story WFC Eye Ex – Last Call
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 02:07:58 AM EST) (all tags)
In which we get our warning that the contest is almost over.

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Print Story WFC Eye Ex: The Return of the It Narrative
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Mon Feb 18, 2008 at 03:35:28 AM EST) (all tags)
Okay, let's cut the crap. Normally these little WFCs are small beer. But this time, boys and girls, the writers on this here site are going to be single-handedly responsible, as a group, as a group of single hands, for the triumphant resurrection of an honest to God lost and dead genre.

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Print Story Cool Drink of Water Blues
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Tue Jan 22, 2008 at 03:05:54 PM EST) (all tags)
Why we eat. Get more verbs in your diet. Heat theft. The Save the Children of Pongo-Pongo. The story of a moisture accelerator.

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Print Story Another Candlelit Night
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Fri Jan 18, 2008 at 08:38:41 AM EST) (all tags)
When I am a video store clerk I shall wear purple. What the Duchess isn't doing because you desperately needed to see Navy Seals for the ten-thousandth time. A mostly shame-based interest in Norwegian cinema. Here there don't be dragons. The one with the thing and that stuff that happens to the guy. The other Sabine.

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Print Story God Save George Washington
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 11:41:11 AM EST) (all tags)
What's Wrong with America™ and what you, yes, you (but, well, no, not you slozo), can do about it. Revised Edition: Now with Nixon-y goodness.

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Print Story Everything is Weird
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 12:38:21 PM EST) (all tags)
My personal dustbin of musical history. Flower power-tool. Sexy, in that corpse of the victim sort of way. Dinner. The educational value of a uterus made out of pancakes. Spelling bee ambush. Work?

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Print Story Ten Second News
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Wed Nov 14, 2007 at 08:55:21 AM EST) (all tags)
What my grandparents left us. Keeping and sharing histories. Diary within a diary.

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Print Story Quirky Dungeon
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Sun Nov 11, 2007 at 03:02:25 PM EST) (all tags)
No professional jealousy as pure as the professional jealousy of the atheist. Worst idea for a debate in ages. A night with the Courtesans. The last bastion of family values (one of the fine products from America LLC). There won't be no vampires if you don't bring no vampires. Let's play Special Agent. We're God's torture-porn. Happiness is an unsolicited half an egg roll.

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Print Story What'd I Say?
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Wed Nov 07, 2007 at 03:39:12 PM EST) (all tags)
WFC Clean-Up

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Print Story Mammals
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Sat Nov 03, 2007 at 05:26:09 PM EST) (all tags)
Reading habits. The importance of book formats. Beat poets and talking cats. If you're a dog and you wish to remain uneaten do not, under any circumstances, hang out with explorers.

WARNING: The diary contains a lot of discussion about eating dogs. That is to say, not dogs in the act of consuming food, but dogs in the act of being consumed as food. I'm telling you now so you can not read this diary if that's going to upset you.


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Print Story I Had a Talk with My Man Last Night
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By Christopher Robin was Murdered (Fri Nov 02, 2007 at 07:22:30 AM EST) (all tags)
Shopping in the past's high-tech future. Police iNvestigation. The cops have a special disliking for that punk. No Poe. The curious life of Andrew Jackson Davis. Some short thoughts on the crucial role the WAG system has played in the field of astronomy. A message from a dead Boston herbal remedy salesman.

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