Well kids, we've had a lot fun. And we've learned a thing or two, about phones and windows, fridges and disarticulation tables. Update [2008-4-10 9:31:40 by Christopher Robin was Murdered]: New and Improved Cover Love Within, or "It's a win-win situation."
In which democracy acts like a force for natural selection and we, the upright citizens of HuSi, crown a new literary champeen! Inside, Cyrus, the One and Only, from The Warriors announces the end of the contest and opens voting.
Okay, let's cut the crap. Normally these little WFCs are small beer. But this time, boys and girls, the writers on this here site are going to be single-handedly responsible, as a group, as a group of single hands, for the triumphant resurrection of an honest to God lost and dead genre.
When I am a video store clerk I shall wear purple. What the Duchess isn't doing because you desperately needed to see Navy Seals for the ten-thousandth time. A mostly shame-based interest in Norwegian cinema. Here there don't be dragons. The one with the thing and that stuff that happens to the guy. The other Sabine.
No professional jealousy as pure as the professional jealousy of the atheist. Worst idea for a debate in ages. A night with the Courtesans. The last bastion of family values (one of the fine products from America LLC). There won't be no vampires if you don't bring no vampires. Let's play Special Agent. We're God's torture-porn. Happiness is an unsolicited half an egg roll.
Reading habits. The importance of book formats. Beat poets and talking cats. If you're a dog and you wish to remain uneaten do not, under any circumstances, hang out with explorers.
WARNING: The diary contains a lot of discussion about eating dogs. That is to say, not dogs in the act of consuming food, but dogs in the act of being consumed as food. I'm telling you now so you can not read this diary if that's going to upset you.
Shopping in the past's high-tech future. Police iNvestigation. The cops have a special disliking for that punk. No Poe. The curious life of Andrew Jackson Davis. Some short thoughts on the crucial role the WAG system has played in the field of astronomy. A message from a dead Boston herbal remedy salesman.
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